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Okay, time to watch True Blood, 5x08. This episode has been waiting for me on my hard drive since August!
Oh so getting under the bed does not work against those lamps. That’s a pity!
Jason - ” Are you saying there’s more shit she can do? “
I don’t know I just love when Sam is sniffing around acting like a dog I think it’s cute. And that cop watching him … XD
THEY SHOT HIM WITH A FUCKING CROSSBOW! Yeah that’s Sam’s kill of the week!
Russell slaughtered’s Eric entire family? Wow. I’d hold a grudge against this guy forever!
I knew she dug him up! ehehehe
Alcide - ” Your son didn’t have a grave because y’all ate him. “
Watching Arlene & Terry’s tape : so much feels okay! Starting with the newlyweds and then Jeesica & Hoyt (which was a BIG TIME OTP to me) and Lafayette & Jesus (EVEN BIGGER TIME OTP).
Jason - ” I don’t know how to make lunch so I made you breakfast instead. ” Cute.
I wonder if people who see me and my bros (and Big Sis) have the same thought when I see Jason & Sookie. I always think ” waouh they’re so cool together. They have such a strong bond! “. Yeah me neither xD
Shit, not the goat man, again! Lala please get outta here! è_é
Lafayette - ” And I spit first you sick fucking fuck. “
Sam - ” A lot more of them would still be alive today. ” You’re thinking of your lil’ bro, right? Sam please don’t make me feel feelings, okay?
Tara, why? Pam what the fuck is your hair? Wow, Tara’s mom is a bitch for doing this to her daughter. I prefer Lala’s weird mother any day of the week! XD
Eric - ” It’s not gonna do anything. ” Oh I have a weird feeling it will do something! Like it’s not really Lillith’s blood or maybe it is and maybe they’ll be bound to some crazy shit and forced to obey orders from a mysterious vampire and bla bla bla.
OR THEY COULD JUST BE STONED! And that’s bloody entertaining! … Piggyback!
Uh, guys, forest fire? Lfrit, trolling like a boss!
Suicide is for muslims? I’m not even going to say anything.
WHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?! I knew shit like that would happen! è_é
Aaaaaah Godric! :D
I love how there’s a “happy hour ” sign just behind Eric xD
Well, I don’t even know if Lillith is real know. Well done.
And I really thought that this season was becoming boring! Silly me.
Bill glamouring Sookie : NOOOOOOOOO
Eric glamouring Alcide : OMFG YES, ” she kinda disgusts you ” and the look on Alcide’ face XD
Dat poor nurse.
” I ain’t got no fucking clue, baby ” Lala’s mother cracks me up!
I always feel like sleeping when I see a scene with the fucking Authority.
I really wasn’t expecting her to puke XD
Oh yeah the Kwik-e-Mart!
Oh please let Tara and Jessica be BFF … forever :D
Sookie’s fucking right, don’t split up!
WTF people do not let him speak, stake the shit out of him and go home! è_é
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT NEVER LET THE VILAIN TALK JUST SHOOT THE BATMAN URHG I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE STOOPID LIKE THAT u__u