when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it...
I’m not even going to wonder what the fuck is this young boy doing in that tree. Joon is weird enough. (I like weird people BTW)
Her name’s Juniper? What kind of parent name a child like that?
You did fine all those years why would it change now. And if I’m not mistaken Joon ain’t a goldfish. So get your shit together Benny!
Joon - “ You’re out of your tree. “
Sam - ” It’s not my tree. “
Benny - ” I think I need a beer. “
Sweet lawd Sam!
I already love Sam.
For fuck’s sake Sam stop being cute!
You know what? I can’t with this man. He’s just too speshurr.
AVOCADOS ARE FRUITS?!
I cried when Benny told Joon about the home he wanted to send her to.
PRECIOUS HUMAN BEINGS!!!
Watch out, here comes the screen caps (Sam appreciation caps!)!
* I tagged a bunch of useless things so don’t mind me if you see this post where it shouldn’t be n__n *
Oh, Fun is performing. I’m truly not a fan of their singer’s voice it’s way too nasal sometimes. We Are Young is a great song though.
Oh here’s Channing Tatum in the audience. I still can’t see the hotness in him and believe me I tried I even downloaded Step Up tonight and I didn’t even know I’d watch the MTV MA xD
Oh lawd did I see Fassy and his awesome ginger
bread beard out there?! :D
Brand’s accent ♥
Oh why did they have to censor that, I wanted to hear Russell say cock with his marvelous accent. The glorious thing is that he’s speaking about the Fassdong! :3
” HUNGA GAMES TWILIIIGHT! “
Here how I knew about Travolta’s massage scandal …
Alright so Kunis and Marky Mark to begin with. I feel like spending this whole ceremony crying over the fact that I’ll never be as hot as all of them people. And I really need to watch Shame!
HOLY SHEET it was Farrell in Horrible Bosses? (never saw that movie til the end BTW) It’s like when I discovered that Tom Cruise was playing in Tropic Thunder.
Still haven’t watched THG. I need to do it ASAP.
LOL guys you’re sponsored by Bing, where do you think you’re gonna go with that kind of sponsor? Martin Solveig is doing his DJ thing for the MA, oh I’m so happy to see his cute French face! :D
” YOLO tattooed on their foreheads “
ROOOOONEEEEYYY MARRAAAAAAA!!!!! ♥ Oh fuck that Rooney didn’t win è_é
Martin I love you.
Gosling is good but Drive wasn’t good. It was odd but not good, yet not bad either. In between! Oh jeez JGL is in this! He must win! (pretty sure he won’t)
See? I told you! The Hutch won.
Is it me or do they have 5 minutes pauses every time they hand out an award?
KStew and her converses, Hemsworth and his hotness : me gusta.
Yes Jen you can’t eat this, how sad!
Why u wasting toilet paper guys? That shit is important!
Johnny Depp —> Generation Award
Charlize Theron is still alive?
No comment, they’re paying Johnny’s tribute after all.
Okaaaay, hats off for that glorious montage they did for Johnny. I need to download that shit in HD and watch it in the mornings just to remind me that somewhere on this Earth this man is alive and flesh and bones and breathing! :D
ME GUSTA (hi Johnny!)!!! This (The Black Keys) group is good I need to download that song :3
OHMAGAD IT’S JOE MANGUIUBGIOZGIUBEZUNNELLOO in a firefighter attire ♥
aka Big Dig Richie. Oh that name itself is not safe for my panties!
(wait for the panties to drop now)
This fucking award should have went to Rooney Mara just sayin.
Jim Carrey! ♥
DAT OLDMAN DAT BALE AND DAT JGL …
I like how Christian and Gary look bored as hell while Joe is excited and smiling like a little child :3 And the Nolan walks on the stage like he owns the place! :D
Oh my, guys did you see that it’s Owen Harper from Torchwood (Burn Gorman), here in Batman : The Dark Knight Rises!
Oh man, this trailer succeeded in making me feel hyped again for TDKR. Seriously, that eerie music, Selina, Bane, the gorgeous images of the city, JGL. Everything’s good. Perfect maybe? I dunno but I’m definitely gonna see this movie when it comes out with my bro. Excepting a good nerdgasm.
Jodie you bitch why u look so cute and young and fresh and all that? #raging
I’m glad that Twilight won. I don’t hate THG but I just wanted people to rage so here it is. Bravo Twilight. And we get to see the cast so it’s cool. Nikki you’re too pretty for this world.
Russell used the word Britannia. I feel great nao. #don’taskwhy
TL;DR? I need to see a bunch of movies. People are awkward and hot. I hate when Rooney Mara doesn’t get the awards she deserves and I’m gonna sleep now.
Movies I need to watch :
Shame; The Hunger Games; Horrible Bosses & all the movies with Johnny Depp in them because it is really important.
People who deserve my love :
Rooney Mara, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Johnny Depp and all their friends and family!
GOOD NIGHT! :D